Top 15 George Carlin’s Quotes in 2024..

Read about the Top 15 George Carlin’s Quotes. Sayings that will live forever.

George Carlin’s full name is George Denis Patrick Carlin. He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City and died at the age of 71 in 2008. George was an American standup comedian, actor, author, and social critic. George was one of the most important and influential standup comedians of all time. He was well-known for his dark humor and comments on forbidden topics, including politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His “seven dirty words” routine played a key role in the 1978 case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation before the U.S. Supreme Court, which resulted in a 5-4 ruling supporting the government’s right to regulate indecent content on public airways.

George Carlin Cause of Death: He passed away from heart failure at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California, on June 22, 2008, when he was 71 years old. One week after his final performance at The Orleans Hotel and Casino, he passed away.

Top 15 George Carlin Quotes

• “Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” — George Carlin
• “Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” — George Carlin
•  “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
• “Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.” — George Carlin
•  “We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” — George Carlin
•  “When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts.” — George Carlin
• “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” — George Carlin
• “I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently, I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.” — George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes On Life

• “I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently, I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.” — George Carlin
• “Well, if crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?” — George Carlin
• “War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class men off to die.” — George Carlin
•  “I think people should be allowed to do what they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.” — George Carlin
• “Bipartisan’ usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” — George Carlin
• “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” — George Carlin
• “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so f**kin’ heroic.” — George Carlin